Dear All,
Let me share some of wonderful moments of my personal life with you...
I like to be in friendship with all..especially girls...!!!. No man that is not my problem, it is the law of nature that opposite poles will attract....same principle.
In my busy life one day suddenly a girl came...She was sitting next to my cubicle...I wished vigorously to talk to her but she seems to be very very busy.......
Oh just hell I was depressed so much...thought different ways how to get her in touch.????
Am not as handsome a SRK so if I directly talked to her it might not work out...
So what next what what what???
Finally I decided to change my costume....Gone to the nearby RBK showroom and sent 5000Rs for my dress and shoes......Expressing my sincere thanks to the credit Card....
I made so many calculation and prepared to talk to her..the time consumed planning consumed almost half of bed........
The Very next day my sleep was not willing to leave me till 9AM. After that my dressing took 3Hrs (Why you are wondering...First impression is best impression man...).
After the all the preparations I entered in to my block and slowly moved to my seat....
I took my seat and ensured am still under cover of the deodorants and it works fine...I heard that ladies hate sweat smell....
OK now the time arrived to talk to her...I turned towards her seat.....
(to be continued...)
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
SURA...alias Shark alias Chemmeen...
Vijay’s new film “Sura” Story Revealed…
Starting……
Vijay was a fisherman who lives with his mother in a hut near by the seashore……
Vijay was a poor fisherman who finds it difficult to buy a 2Litter Pepsi and chicken Biriyany everyday…
But he was so kind and philanthropic. He always buys Kit-Kat, Five star and Coca-cola for the poor people there…..
He was happy with that lifestyle and life going on……….
Heroene Comes…..
One day during fishing Vijay finds some pirates attacking a luxury ship…..they are well equipped with AK-47, rocket launcher etc etc..
The US navy ship was there but they can’t do anything…..But Vijay handles the all the pirates and saves the ship……
Seeing Vijay’s action Two US army people had heart attack and three died in spot….
US army offered a Captain position to Vijay……..But he refused…he said he want to be a fisherman….
The Luxury ship was owned by Tamannah….She was attracted by Vijay’s action and his loyalty to his job……..
They fell in Love Vijay flied to Newzeland and Australia for duet with his lady love….
Villain Comes…..
One day Vijay met his father in Law, he was so shocked when he realizes that he is a baddie…He opposed Vijay’s love….
Vijay got disappointed…but …..The Villain is so rich and politically strong……He wanted to end Vijay
Villain want Vijay’s place for constructing new Hotel…Vijay shocked…..
Vijay had a clash with villain as he tried to occupy his place….
One day Vijay gone for fishing in his raft….As usual Villain comes to his home…..
Villain started throwing the household outside like LCD TV, SUN DTH, OVEN, SONY LAPTOPE..etc etc….
Finally Villain was so bored with the crying from Vijay’s mother…so he thrown her also……
Vijay was busy with catching Sharks one after other in the middle sea…hears his mother’s voice…in excellent quality….
Chase begins…….
Vijay throws 5 out of 10 sharks captured, back into sea…..Sharks gives TATA, BYE-BYE to Vijay with tear filled eyes….
Vijay started his raft…he was so eager to reach shore…so he was waving little fast....nearly….200Km per hour…..
He smashes into home in his Raft…..sees he lost his mother….he cries so loudly…
Hearing Vijay’s crying Two SUMO’s parked nearby explodes and flown into sky….Seems that they are couriered to Mars…
Second Half…….
Vijay is preparing to take revenge on the Villain…As police and political leaders are with Villain wants to be so planned….
Vijay wants to become richer than Villain….So he is going to fishing again….into deep sea….
Hard work……
Vijay started catching 20 to 30 sharks, weighs around 300KG every day…..Sold it for Rs 10 per KG ….wealth raises…
Vijay updated his Raft to speed boat…with Two Yamaha engines so that he can catch 90 to 100 sharks every day………
He find it difficult to sell all these sharks so he started a company, which cut them and pack…Ready to cook Shark….
Finally he purchases a helicopter to catch Sharks….he became so famous and wealthy……..
Revenge……..
Vijay started attacking Villain from all the direction….mixing fish oil in his rum……
Vijay started throwing fish scales into Villain’s House…putting Fish bones in his breakfast, lunch etc etc…
Even One Day Vijay put a Shark in his Swimming pool…..
Villain started reacting he borrowed Rowdies and send them to kill Vijay….They booked 100 Tata Sumo and 100 Scorpios
One the way they met Vijay…in few seconds all the rowdies are packed well and send back to near by hospitals….
At Last……
Vijay breaks into Villain’s home in his Audi Q7 and smashes all the rowdies and the police who were protecting Villain…
Vijay was so irritated when he saw….he smashed only 200 rowdies and 25 police officials…..he asked Villain to prepare more
Villain is not unable to find any rowdies in India as nearly 10,000 of them all are defeated and admitted in hospitals by Vijay
…….As faces bankrupt he was unable to hire people from outside
Victory…….
Finally Villain surrenders giving back Vijay’s old place agreement……….
He was so happy and he kisses the Villain and Says TATA BYE BYE to him…and leaves his home in his car……
Finally Vijay took his Lady love in his copter for fishing sharks…………………….
Starting……
Vijay was a fisherman who lives with his mother in a hut near by the seashore……
Vijay was a poor fisherman who finds it difficult to buy a 2Litter Pepsi and chicken Biriyany everyday…
But he was so kind and philanthropic. He always buys Kit-Kat, Five star and Coca-cola for the poor people there…..
He was happy with that lifestyle and life going on……….
Heroene Comes…..
One day during fishing Vijay finds some pirates attacking a luxury ship…..they are well equipped with AK-47, rocket launcher etc etc..
The US navy ship was there but they can’t do anything…..But Vijay handles the all the pirates and saves the ship……
Seeing Vijay’s action Two US army people had heart attack and three died in spot….
US army offered a Captain position to Vijay……..But he refused…he said he want to be a fisherman….
The Luxury ship was owned by Tamannah….She was attracted by Vijay’s action and his loyalty to his job……..
They fell in Love Vijay flied to Newzeland and Australia for duet with his lady love….
Villain Comes…..
One day Vijay met his father in Law, he was so shocked when he realizes that he is a baddie…He opposed Vijay’s love….
Vijay got disappointed…but …..The Villain is so rich and politically strong……He wanted to end Vijay
Villain want Vijay’s place for constructing new Hotel…Vijay shocked…..
Vijay had a clash with villain as he tried to occupy his place….
One day Vijay gone for fishing in his raft….As usual Villain comes to his home…..
Villain started throwing the household outside like LCD TV, SUN DTH, OVEN, SONY LAPTOPE..etc etc….
Finally Villain was so bored with the crying from Vijay’s mother…so he thrown her also……
Vijay was busy with catching Sharks one after other in the middle sea…hears his mother’s voice…in excellent quality….
Chase begins…….
Vijay throws 5 out of 10 sharks captured, back into sea…..Sharks gives TATA, BYE-BYE to Vijay with tear filled eyes….
Vijay started his raft…he was so eager to reach shore…so he was waving little fast....nearly….200Km per hour…..
He smashes into home in his Raft…..sees he lost his mother….he cries so loudly…
Hearing Vijay’s crying Two SUMO’s parked nearby explodes and flown into sky….Seems that they are couriered to Mars…
Second Half…….
Vijay is preparing to take revenge on the Villain…As police and political leaders are with Villain wants to be so planned….
Vijay wants to become richer than Villain….So he is going to fishing again….into deep sea….
Hard work……
Vijay started catching 20 to 30 sharks, weighs around 300KG every day…..Sold it for Rs 10 per KG ….wealth raises…
Vijay updated his Raft to speed boat…with Two Yamaha engines so that he can catch 90 to 100 sharks every day………
He find it difficult to sell all these sharks so he started a company, which cut them and pack…Ready to cook Shark….
Finally he purchases a helicopter to catch Sharks….he became so famous and wealthy……..
Revenge……..
Vijay started attacking Villain from all the direction….mixing fish oil in his rum……
Vijay started throwing fish scales into Villain’s House…putting Fish bones in his breakfast, lunch etc etc…
Even One Day Vijay put a Shark in his Swimming pool…..
Villain started reacting he borrowed Rowdies and send them to kill Vijay….They booked 100 Tata Sumo and 100 Scorpios
One the way they met Vijay…in few seconds all the rowdies are packed well and send back to near by hospitals….
At Last……
Vijay breaks into Villain’s home in his Audi Q7 and smashes all the rowdies and the police who were protecting Villain…
Vijay was so irritated when he saw….he smashed only 200 rowdies and 25 police officials…..he asked Villain to prepare more
Villain is not unable to find any rowdies in India as nearly 10,000 of them all are defeated and admitted in hospitals by Vijay
…….As faces bankrupt he was unable to hire people from outside
Victory…….
Finally Villain surrenders giving back Vijay’s old place agreement……….
He was so happy and he kisses the Villain and Says TATA BYE BYE to him…and leaves his home in his car……
Finally Vijay took his Lady love in his copter for fishing sharks…………………….
Friday, June 19, 2009
Am the Top of all !!!
Today an feeling so happy, am proud of myself only because I am the first who got a mail from the top beauty in my office. All others are not yet started to talk with her. I started talking and told to send forwards to me !!! How Bold I am !!!! I don't know in which courage I did it. Any way I succeeded in it.
I thought that to get more mails I need to ask her.....But unfortunately I got one more mail from her...Hureyyyyyy I am the Top am the top.....
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